GANG! FANS! MUM! HELLO!
It’s me! I’m still alive, as are you, which is fricking great. Let’s use our aliveness to enjoy nice things and be kind to each other.
I’m going to be touring in Australia and New Zealand in 2019. You should come, if it’s not hugely geographically inconvenient. My new show’s called Quitter, and it’s about me giving up things (smoking, drinking, self-harm, ballet, worrying about the future, monogamy, all that shizzle). I’ll be in:
Perth, Western Australia, 5th-17th February
Wellington, New Zealand, 14th-16th March
Melbourne International Comedy Festival, Melbourne, 8th-21st April
I LOVE YOU! xxxxx