Welcome, welcome to my website. It’s not very good, is it?
I’m hoping to make up for that by being relentlessly hilarious on it, like, 3 times a week MINIMUM. You lucky bastards. I just misspelt ‘bastards’. And then misspelt ‘misspelt’ and had to google it. See, the hilarity’s starting already. Strap in, hooligans.
By the way, that’s a picture of me as an adult 26 year old hanging loose at the Jorvik Viking Centre.
I love you, alright? Good.
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